From 702efdb82898a0f1be3c62a5c4c7b83a6647f941 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: elseif Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2025 20:43:37 +0800 Subject: [PATCH] Update CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md Signed-off-by: elseif --- CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md | 52 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++------------------- 1 file changed, 31 insertions(+), 21 deletions(-) diff --git a/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md b/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md index 3232996..3a861a7 100644 --- a/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md +++ b/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md @@ -1,29 +1,39 @@ -"Do What The Fuck You Want, But Don't Be A Dick" +# WTF Code of Conduct (WTFCoC) +*"Do What The Fuck You Want, But Don't Be A Dick"* -Do Whatever You Want +## The Short Version +1. **Do whatever you want** with the code +2. **Don't be a dick** to others +3. **No bureaucracy** - handle problems like adults +4. **You're on your own** - this isn't a safe space +5. **Final rule**: If this bothers you, re-read the WTFPL license name (words 2-4) -Use, modify, and distribute the code however you like. +## The Slightly Longer Version -No one owes you support, and you owe nothing to anyone. +### 1. Freedom First +- Use, modify, distribute however you like +- No one owes you support or niceness -Don’t Be A Dick +### 2. Don't Be A Dick (DBAD) +- Criticize code, not people +- Harassment = instant ban +- Spam = toilet reading material -You can criticize code, but don’t harass people. +### 3. No Bullshit Policy +- No virtue signaling +- No committees +- No tone policing +- Just code and STFU when needed -Disagreements are fine, but personal attacks are not. +### 4. Survival of the Fittest +- Offended? Your problem +- Can't handle raw opinions? Go to a SAP project +- Drama? Take it outside -No Bullshit +### 5. Enforcement +1. First offense: Public shaming +2. Second offense: Mockery +3. Third offense: `rm -rf` your contributions -No bureaucracy, no committees, no virtue signaling. - -If someone’s being a dick, call them out (or ignore them). - -You’re On Your Own - -If you get offended, that’s your problem. - -If you can’t handle raw opinions, go somewhere else. - -Final Rule - -If this CoC annoys you, re-read the name of the WTFPL license (words 2, 3, and 4). +## Final Notice +This CoC is WTFPL licensed - do WTF you want with it.